Probably more long-term profit potential in this than Arkansas’ “Tour of Random Animals Killed By Demon Sorcery.”… Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
Tag Archives: weird
Your Dog & Your Cervix: Seriously, Just Don’t Go There
I know you’re tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you’ll see that he never calls his mother and hasn’t had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that’s where…. Continue Reading
Pissing Pervert Prompts Police Proactivity, Prison Probable
In which I discover that I am jealous of a shifty-eyed degenerate living in New Jersey. (Did not see that coming.)… Continue Reading
The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band
Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often…. Continue Reading
Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!
Lung-free worms, overpaid actors, mass murder when mass murder wasn’t cool, and a woman who can’t spit or swallow without going to the ER…. Continue Reading
Saturday’s Links Are… Judeish!
Arnie tells off his legislature the same way I told off my 10th grade history teacher, dogs is good eatin’, and the Beatles are finally exposed…. Continue Reading
Monday’s Links Are… Wasted!
Problems with sausage in the kitchen, and wow, they really do have more bounce in California!… Continue Reading
Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!
Conclusive proof that (a) Battlestar girls are hot, and (b) you should never pass out drunk around your friends…. Continue Reading
Thursday’s Links Are… Animalistic!
Great tits, bidet-on-the-go, Planet Hell, and the world’s most industrious rat killer…. Continue Reading
Friday’s Links Are… Massaged!
Crazy Norse trolls, helpful masseurs in trouble, and Kim Kardashian won’t turn around…. Continue Reading