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Miley “Can’t Be Tamed”, Might Require Cattle Prod

You know what else can’t be tamed, ladies? That’s right. BEARS!… Continue Reading

The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band

Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often…. Continue Reading

Hermione Way: Red-Hot Mac Lovin’

What does a MacBook have that I don’t have? Other than a soul, I mean?… Continue Reading

What The Tap-Dancing Hell Am I Looking At…?

MC Sniffy sez: “I ain’t shit. Please don’t kick the shit outta me.” Apparently, this kid is cribbing his rhymes from Vanilla Ice’s dream journal…. Continue Reading

One For The Ladies: Penis Follies

Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by “please” you mean “terrify” and by “.” you mean “into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise.”… Continue Reading

How To Appropriately Deal With A Monster Attack

If this kid had been around, “Cloverfield” would have been twenty minutes long… and adorable…. Continue Reading

Lohan Is No One’s Muse

Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that…. Continue Reading

Storm Large’s ‘Eight Miles Wide’: Best Song of 2009, or Best Song Ever?

This song is so good, you’ll be singing it around the office. And then getting fired for it. (Unless you work at a whorehouse, in which case, are they hiring?)… Continue Reading

Parkour Dog Is Like A Cat, Only, Y’know… Awesome

I would so totally train this mutt to take a dump on the hood of my neighbor’s car…. Continue Reading

The Video Parts Are… Gamey!

Gravity-defying strippers, a “confirmed bachelor” on the soccer pitch, BTS with your grandma’s favorite viral, and the most effed-up animation you’ve seen lately…. Continue Reading