Between this and giving birth, she’s had enough kids and fabric wedged in there to qualify her vag as a sweat shop…. Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
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The 5 Worst Vaginal Security Systems
For thousands of years, with the feminine love-tunnel constantly under siege by testosteronic forces, there has been a cottage industry centered around methods of protecting a woman’s baby bungalow from breaking-and-entering. For the most part, this industry’s efforts have not worked out so well…. Continue Reading
Khloe Kardashian Poses A Fascinating Question
So many possible answers. Disturbing, terrifying answers…. Continue Reading
Dear Cosmo: Go Trim Your Bush, Hippies! (NSFW)
I firmly believe that Cosmopolitan magazine hates our freedom…. Continue Reading