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Jay Leno Likes To Be Spanked By Other Men

He might even like to be tea-bagged, but who’s gonna risk their balls around that chin?… Continue Reading

Jersey Shore: Snooki Ascendant

Yes, she’s the size of an Underpants Gnome and the color of an Oompa Loompa, but she still rulez…. Continue Reading

‘Caprica’: Sexbots, Starlets & Stoltz

Chrome robots with a grudge? Half-naked chicks in schoolgirl outfits? Rocky Dennis? Yep, this show is geek certified…. Continue Reading

Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!

Conclusive proof that (a) Battlestar girls are hot, and (b) you should never pass out drunk around your friends…. Continue Reading

Big Brother 9′s Adam Is A Genius

I wonder if he’ll end up being Richard Hatch’s bitch in the slammer?… Continue Reading

Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks…. Continue Reading

I Hate Winnie Cooper! (Or… How Danica McKellar Rapes Childhoods With Her Mind)

Join me on a magical journey into smart, sexy hell…. Continue Reading