What Comes Before Part B? http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Mayra Leal Watch 2011: El Gallo & Solus http://beforepartb.com/2011/04/08/mayra-leal-watch-2011-el-gallo-solus/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/04/08/mayra-leal-watch-2011-el-gallo-solus/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 11:00:29 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3336 Machete's unheralded MVP is back to deliver all the drug-addicted prostitution action you can handle. (If you're me, that's a lot. FYI.) Related posts:
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 Miss Arkansas: A Disturbing, Slightly Arousing Closer Look http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/21/miss-arkansas-a-disturbing-slightly-arousing-closer-look/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/21/miss-arkansas-a-disturbing-slightly-arousing-closer-look/#comments Fri, 21 Jan 2011 23:55:26 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3179
  • Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome
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  • Cosmo Gets Fun, Fearless & Slightly Senile
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/21/miss-arkansas-a-disturbing-slightly-arousing-closer-look/feed/ 0 What must be wrong with someone, that she can be this fine and still have the kind of hobby that even birthday clowns find creepy? Related posts:
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     The Link Parts Are… Wired! (featuring An Insane Dude On A Bike) http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/25/the-link-parts-are-wired-featuring-an-insane-dude-on-a-bike/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/25/the-link-parts-are-wired-featuring-an-insane-dude-on-a-bike/#comments Mon, 25 Oct 2010 22:52:09 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2972
  • The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)
  • The Link Parts Are… Handy! (featuring Holly Madison)
  • The Link Parts Are… Vacuum Sealed! (featuring Alyssa Pallett)
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/25/the-link-parts-are-wired-featuring-an-insane-dude-on-a-bike/feed/ 0 If you're wearing a glove, you're doing it wrong... when taking pride in your work goes awry.. sketchy characters from The Wire... and a uniquely sensitive cabbie. Related posts:
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     The Walking Dead: Fan-Made Credit Sequences Rule http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/28/the-walking-dead-fan-made-credit-sequences-rule/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/28/the-walking-dead-fan-made-credit-sequences-rule/#comments Tue, 28 Sep 2010 16:40:36 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2771
  • 7 Reasons Daniel Tosh Is Full Of It
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/28/the-walking-dead-fan-made-credit-sequences-rule/feed/ 0 That settles it. Once I'm done with this post, I'm gonna go work on my mashup of the intros from Mad Men and The Facts of Life. Related posts:
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    ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/21/the-link-parts-are-cheesy-featuring-alison-brie/feed/ 0 Satellite problems, the anti-rape iPod, sneaky self-abuse, Katy Perry channels Mel Gibson, murderously good porn, and Twilight fans need to shut the hell up. For reals. Related posts:
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     The Link Parts Are… Vacuum Sealed! (featuring Alyssa Pallett) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/09/the-link-parts-are-vacuum-sealed/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/09/the-link-parts-are-vacuum-sealed/#comments Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:41:51 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2356
  • The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)
  • The Link Parts Are… Handy! (featuring Holly Madison)
  • The Link Parts Are… Heliocentric! (featuring Emma Stone)
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/09/the-link-parts-are-vacuum-sealed/feed/ 0 January gets Frosty, racist comic book guys, dead pop starlings, scary clowns, boob-eating gators, unwanted pee, and a working example of why the paparazzi sucks. Related posts:
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     Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay! http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 06:27:49 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1788
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/feed/ 0 ...which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%. Related posts:
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     Commercials That Eat Your Soul: Education Connection http://beforepartb.com/2010/04/06/commercials-that-eat-your-soul-education-connection/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/04/06/commercials-that-eat-your-soul-education-connection/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:20:33 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1737 http://beforepartb.com/2010/04/06/commercials-that-eat-your-soul-education-connection/feed/ 0 Beware the machinations of the market gods, my people! The end is nigh... but can be avoided FOR FREE if you sign up for this special offer...! No related posts. Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/07/audrina-partridge-not-ruling-out-nude-scenes/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/07/audrina-partridge-not-ruling-out-nude-scenes/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:35:55 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1644
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/07/audrina-partridge-not-ruling-out-nude-scenes/feed/ 0 And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies. Related posts:
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     Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/20/scott-browns-proposed-health-plan-intrigues-me/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/20/scott-browns-proposed-health-plan-intrigues-me/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:03:42 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1511
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/20/scott-browns-proposed-health-plan-intrigues-me/feed/ 0 Wait... does a boner count as a pre-existing condition? Related posts:
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