She keeps her built-in cellphone charger under her skirt this time, but Machete‘s unheralded MVP is back to deliver all the drug-addicted prostitution action you can handle. (If you’re me, that’s a lot. FYI.)… Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
Tag Archives: television
Miss Arkansas: A Disturbing, Slightly Arousing Closer Look
What must be wrong with someone, that she can be this fine and still have the kind of hobby that even birthday clowns find creepy?… Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Wired! (featuring An Insane Dude On A Bike)
If you’re wearing a glove, you’re doing it wrong… when taking pride in your work goes awry.. sketchy characters from The Wire… and a uniquely sensitive cabbie…. Continue Reading
The Walking Dead: Fan-Made Credit Sequences Rule
That settles it. Once I’m done with this post, I’m gonna go work on my mashup of the intros from Mad Men and The Facts of Life…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)
Satellite problems, the anti-rape iPod, sneaky self-abuse, Katy Perry channels Mel Gibson, murderously good porn, and Twilight fans need to shut the hell up. For reals…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Vacuum Sealed! (featuring Alyssa Pallett)
January gets Frosty, racist comic book guys, dead pop starlings, scary clowns, boob-eating gators, unwanted pee, and a working example of why the paparazzi sucks…. Continue Reading
Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay!
…which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%…. Continue Reading
Commercials That Eat Your Soul: Education Connection
Beware the machinations of the market gods, my people! The end is nigh… but can be avoided FOR FREE if you sign up for this special offer…!… Continue Reading
Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes (NSFW)
And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies…. Continue Reading
Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me
Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?… Continue Reading