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Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay!

Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay!

By Roger on May 6, 2010

…which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%.

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Commercials That Eat Your Soul: Education Connection

Commercials That Eat Your Soul: Education Connection

By Roger on April 6, 2010

Beware the machinations of the market gods, my people! The end is nigh… but can be avoided FOR FREE if you sign up for this special offer…!

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Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

By Roger on March 7, 2010

And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies.

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Here's Ayla again, nicknamed "Daddy's Little Pitbull" but the press. Countdown 'til she squeezes out some embarrassing puppies starts... NOW!

Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

By Roger on January 20, 2010

Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?

Posted in From Afar | Tagged american idol, ayla brown, bikinis, celebrity, politics, ryan seacrest, scott brown, simon cowell, television | Leave a response

Jay Leno Likes To Be Spanked By Other Men

Jay Leno Likes To Be Spanked By Other Men

By Roger on January 15, 2010

He might even like to be tea-bagged, but who’s gonna risk their balls around that chin?

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Nicole "Snooki" Pollizzi, seen here serving as the petite meat in an indigestible Douche Sandwich.

Jersey Shore: Snooki Ascendant

By Roger on January 13, 2010

Yes, she’s the size of an Underpants Gnome and the color of an Oompa Loompa, but she still rulez.

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‘Caprica’: Sexbots, Starlets & Stoltz

‘Caprica’: Sexbots, Starlets & Stoltz

By Roger on November 13, 2009

Chrome robots with a grudge? Half-naked chicks in schoolgirl outfits? Rocky Dennis? Yep, this show is geek certified.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged alessandra torresani, battlestar galactica, caprica, eric stoltz, grace park, maxim, syfy, television, tricia helfer | Leave a response

Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!

Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!

By Roger on October 23, 2009

Conclusive proof that (a) Battlestar girls are hot, and (b) you should never pass out drunk around your friends.

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Photo credit: CBS. Genetic shame: Mr. & Mrs. Jasinski.

Big Brother 9′s Adam Is A Genius

By Roger on October 20, 2009

I wonder if he’ll end up being Richard Hatch’s bitch in the slammer?

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Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

By Roger on August 27, 2009

Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks.

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By Roger on September 4, 2009

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By Roger on August 26, 2009

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

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Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

By Roger on August 6, 2009

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

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Long Distance Telepathy Works: Vanessa Hudgens Swears Off Breeding

Long Distance Telepathy Works: Vanessa Hudgens Swears Off Breeding

By Roger on August 4, 2009

For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!

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By Roger on July 27, 2009

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