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Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

By Roger on March 7, 2010

And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies.

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Scott Brown's Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

By Roger on January 20, 2010

Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?

Posted in From Afar | Tagged american idol, ayla brown, bikinis, celebrity, politics, ryan seacrest, scott brown, simon cowell, television | Leave a response

Jay Leno Likes To Be Spanked By Other Men

Jay Leno Likes To Be Spanked By Other Men

By Roger on January 15, 2010

He might even like to be tea-bagged, but who’s gonna risk their balls around that chin?

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Jersey Shore: Snooki Ascendant

Jersey Shore: Snooki Ascendant

By Roger on January 13, 2010

Yes, she’s the size of an Underpants Gnome and the color of an Oompa Loompa, but she still rulez.

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'Caprica': Sexbots, Starlets & Stoltz

‘Caprica’: Sexbots, Starlets & Stoltz

By Roger on November 13, 2009

Chrome robots with a grudge? Half-naked chicks in schoolgirl outfits? Rocky Dennis? Yep, this show is geek certified.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged alessandra torresani, battlestar galactica, caprica, eric stoltz, grace park, maxim, syfy, television, tricia helfer | Leave a response

Friday's Links Are... Shaved!

Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!

By Roger on October 23, 2009

Conclusive proof that (a) Battlestar girls are hot, and (b) you should never pass out drunk around your friends.

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Big Brother 9's Adam Is A Genius

Big Brother 9’s Adam Is A Genius

By Roger on October 20, 2009

I wonder if he’ll end up being Richard Hatch’s bitch in the slammer?

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Thursday's Links Are... On Fire!

Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

By Roger on August 27, 2009

Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks.

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I Hate Winnie Cooper! (Or... How Danica McKellar Rapes Childhoods With Her Mind)

I Hate Winnie Cooper! (Or… How Danica McKellar Rapes Childhoods With Her Mind)

By Roger on August 18, 2009

Join me on a magical journey into smart, sexy hell.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, college, danica mckellar, lingerie, mathematics, swimsuits, television | 2 Responses

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Lohan Is No One's Muse

Lohan Is No One’s Muse

By Roger on December 22, 2009

Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that.

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Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

By Roger on November 16, 2009

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)

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Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

By Roger on September 4, 2009

See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.

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Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

By Roger on August 26, 2009

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

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Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

By Roger on August 6, 2009

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

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