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The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)

Satellite problems, the anti-rape iPod, sneaky self-abuse, Katy Perry channels Mel Gibson, murderously good porn, and Twilight fans need to shut the hell up. For reals…. Continue Reading

The Link Parts Are… Gettin’ High! (featuring Malin Akerman’s Undies)

Guilty until proven sober, airlines are getting kinky, Complex has a simplistic idea of “hot girls”, time travel powered by Google, and Dennis Rodman does Dennis Rodman stuff…. Continue Reading

Amazon Kindles My Interest In Bikinis

Not that said interest needed much kindling. I have a fire in my loins, which can only be quenched by tiny scraps of fabric clinging to lucious lumps of femininity. Well, Valtrex works, too…. Continue Reading

iPad: The Stuff iLove, The Stuff iHate

Yeah, yet another iPad review. But this one features unnecessary profanity and references to deviant sexual practices. Top that, PC World!… Continue Reading

Hermione Way: Red-Hot Mac Lovin’

What does a MacBook have that I don’t have? Other than a soul, I mean?… Continue Reading

Women Will Soon Be Obsolete: RealTouch (NSFW)

Y’know what Henry Ford did to the horse-drawn carriage? RealTouch just did that to your vagina…. Continue Reading