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Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience (NSFW)

Another selection from my personal stash of tits an– er, collection of beach life tableaux…. Continue Reading

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)… Continue Reading

Bootyography: The Ass: A Retrospective

A brief pictorial pondering of butts I have known. Sort of. Okay, butts I’ve leered at through a camera lens. Don’t judge me…. Continue Reading

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence…. Continue Reading

Hook’s (Panama City Beach, FL)

Yeah, from the outside, it looks like Long John Silver’s on steroids, but a nice surprise lurks within…. Continue Reading