I'm proud of Holly Madison. I mean, she seems to be managing her post-Hef life well enough, at least on a professional level. She's got a nice gig going in Vegas, and unlike Kendra or the Shannon Twins, has yet to appear in a poorly-shot video where some dork uses her face to babysit his liquid kids. Given the alternatives, Holly looks like a paragon of class and sophistication, which isn't easy with fake boobs.
- Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff – Telegraph
Now, see, that’s just awful. Why couldn’t he have owned a dildo company? - Warrants Further Assessment – Penny Arcade
Actually, I’d be totally okay with cutting out the middle-MAN, thanks. - Limbless Frenchman swims across Channel – Telegraph
Oh, big man! I’m so impressed! Y’know what I can do? Zip my own fly! (Damned disableds, comin’ to this country and takin’ all our jerbs…) - Guy Builds Real-Life Rob Liefeld Gun – Occasional Superheroine
First question: where is the ballistic gel dummy? You don’t test a homemade weapon without a ballistic gel dummy! (Or at least a spare cousin you don’t need.) First observation: That can’t be a Liefeld gun, ’cause the proportions all make sense and it doesn’t have boobs coming out of its armpit. - DUDE WHACKS OFF TO A SHITTY MAGAZINE WHILE SHOPPING FOR TOYS! HA! – PopPorn (NSFW)
I don’t condone doing this in the toy aisle, but I understand the frustration. After a while, you start to feel like there’s no public shopping venue where you can really beat off satisfactorily. I’ve tried the dressing room at The Gap… didn’t work out so well. Did you know there are actually people in there, trying on clothes or something? Once that first jizz salvo hits Aunt Shaunie’s eyelid, everything turns into a big fucking deal.
