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The Karissa Shannon Mystery Deepens (NSFW)

Yeah, this post is full of nudity and delusional conspiracy theories, but it’s EDUCATIONAL nudity and delusional conspiracy theories. You can thank me later…. Continue Reading

Spencer Pratt Is America’s Last Line of Cyber Defense

It’s first line? Shooting Spencer in the face before he can touch a keyboard…. Continue Reading

It All Adds Up: Heidi Montag Replaces Spencer

As in 2 + 2 = Heidi’s a foo. Wow, that sorta rhymed! Now all I need is an opium addiction and a syphilitic mistress so I can be a 19th century poet!… Continue Reading

Kristin Cavallari Is Wise Beyond Measure

Where “wise” means “hot in a bikini”, and “beyond measure” means “much to my delight”…. Continue Reading