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Tag Archives: sex

The Video Parts Are… Gamey!

Gravity-defying strippers, a “confirmed bachelor” on the soccer pitch, BTS with your grandma’s favorite viral, and the most effed-up animation you’ve seen lately…. Continue Reading

Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!

Lung-free worms, overpaid actors, mass murder when mass murder wasn’t cool, and a woman who can’t spit or swallow without going to the ER…. Continue Reading

Women Will Soon Be Obsolete: RealTouch (NSFW)

Y’know what Henry Ford did to the horse-drawn carriage? RealTouch just did that to your vagina…. Continue Reading

Friday’s Links Are… Uuuuugly!

Ahnuld actually isn’t the ugliest governor California ever had, and absolute proof that geeks will do whatever it takes to justify boning inanimate objects…. Continue Reading

Friday’s Links Are… Massaged!

Crazy Norse trolls, helpful masseurs in trouble, and Kim Kardashian won’t turn around…. Continue Reading

Monday’s Links Are… Obscene!

Patriotic self-denial, space is shrinky, clean up in aisle five, and engrish sex crimes…. Continue Reading

Tuesday’s Links Are… Gamey!

The Hedgehog burrows deeper, America is weird and likes poop, and your Blood Elf Hunter needs to get a +100 life…. Continue Reading

Wednesday’s Links Are… Mythic!

Sex tips from someone who’s never had any, horny yetis gone wild, and people who spend their lives in other folks’ mouths can be weird…. Continue Reading

Tuesday’s Links Are… Lizardy!

Saved by ink on his junk, and making girls’ childhoods memorable…. Continue Reading

I Smell Sex and Candy

It’s what I’m tasting that has me worried…. Continue Reading