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What Comes Before Part B? » sex http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Your Dog & Your Cervix: Seriously, Just Don’t Go There http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/11/your-dog-your-cervix-seriously-just-dont-go-there/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/11/your-dog-your-cervix-seriously-just-dont-go-there/#comments Tue, 11 Jan 2011 20:43:35 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3385 forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that's where. Continue reading → No related posts.]]> http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/11/your-dog-your-cervix-seriously-just-dont-go-there/feed/ 0 I know you're tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you'll see that he never calls his mother and hasn't had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that's where. Continue reading → No related posts. Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/pearl-necklace-jewelry-for-that-special-someslut/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/pearl-necklace-jewelry-for-that-special-someslut/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:08:16 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2990 Continue reading → Related posts:

Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/pearl-necklace-jewelry-for-that-special-someslut/feed/ 0 These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: "The bathroom is all out of Kleenex." Continue reading → Related posts:

Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special

Guitar Heroine: The Greatest Musical Instrument Sex Video Ever (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/06/guitar-heroine-the-greatest-musical-instrument-sex-video-ever-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/06/guitar-heroine-the-greatest-musical-instrument-sex-video-ever-nsfw/#comments Wed, 06 Oct 2010 18:47:59 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2914 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/06/guitar-heroine-the-greatest-musical-instrument-sex-video-ever-nsfw/feed/ 0 WARNING: This video depicts fictional sexual violence. A non-consenting guitar is fondled, thrown forcibly on to a bed, ravaged, and then thrown away like so much refuse. Please remember, kids: not being able to say no, means no. Continue reading → Related posts:

Ke$ha Is A Hero. And Sticky. But Mostly A Hero. (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/09/keha-is-a-hero-and-sticky-but-mostly-a-hero-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/09/keha-is-a-hero-and-sticky-but-mostly-a-hero-nsfw/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:03:25 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1941 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/09/keha-is-a-hero-and-sticky-but-mostly-a-hero-nsfw/feed/ 0 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is yummy. Every sperm is needed, on this singer's tummy. Continue reading → Related posts:

Pissing Pervert Prompts Police Proactivity, Prison Probable http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/18/pissing-pervert-prompts-police-proactivity-prison-probable/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/18/pissing-pervert-prompts-police-proactivity-prison-probable/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:05:16 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1727 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/18/pissing-pervert-prompts-police-proactivity-prison-probable/feed/ 0 In which I discover that I am jealous of a shifty-eyed degenerate living in New Jersey. (Did not see that coming.) Continue reading → Related posts:

Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/25/confirmed-kristen-stewart-short-one-vajayjay/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/25/confirmed-kristen-stewart-short-one-vajayjay/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:14:35 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1618 Continue reading → Related posts:

Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/25/confirmed-kristen-stewart-short-one-vajayjay/feed/ 0 If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you're smarter than me. And I'm like freakin' Einstein, only with more upside. Continue reading → Related posts:

Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night

The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/21/the-early-trailer-for-spider-man-4-is-here-and-it-may-need-a-red-band/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/21/the-early-trailer-for-spider-man-4-is-here-and-it-may-need-a-red-band/#comments Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:24:46 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1596 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/21/the-early-trailer-for-spider-man-4-is-here-and-it-may-need-a-red-band/feed/ 0 Frankly, I'm beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn't have peeked in Peter's closet a little more often. Continue reading → Related posts:

Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/25/scenes-from-tom-cruises-wedding-night/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/25/scenes-from-tom-cruises-wedding-night/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:11:23 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1522 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/25/scenes-from-tom-cruises-wedding-night/feed/ 0 WCBPB's first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you're part of Tom's legal team, in which case... the site was hacked. Continue reading → Related posts:

One For The Ladies: Penis Follies http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/05/one-for-the-ladies-penis-follies/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/05/one-for-the-ladies-penis-follies/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:17:24 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1428 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/05/one-for-the-ladies-penis-follies/feed/ 0 Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by "please" you mean "terrify" and by "." you mean "into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise." Continue reading → Related posts:

Lohan Is No One’s Muse http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/22/lohan-is-no-ones-muse/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/22/lohan-is-no-ones-muse/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:02:19 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1370 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/22/lohan-is-no-ones-muse/feed/ 0 Unless you're Heidi Montag's songwriter... yeah, I could believe that. Continue reading → Related posts: