What Comes Before Part B? » sex http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:17:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Ke$ha Is A Hero. And Sticky. But Mostly A Hero. (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/09/keha-is-a-hero-and-sticky-but-mostly-a-hero-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/09/keha-is-a-hero-and-sticky-but-mostly-a-hero-nsfw/#comments Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:03:25 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1941
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/09/keha-is-a-hero-and-sticky-but-mostly-a-hero-nsfw/feed/ 0 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is yummy. Every sperm is needed, on this singer's tummy. Related posts:
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     Pissing Pervert Prompts Police Proactivity, Prison Probable http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/18/pissing-pervert-prompts-police-proactivity-prison-probable/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/18/pissing-pervert-prompts-police-proactivity-prison-probable/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:05:16 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1727
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/18/pissing-pervert-prompts-police-proactivity-prison-probable/feed/ 0 In which I discover that I am jealous of a shifty-eyed degenerate living in New Jersey. (Did not see that coming.) Related posts:
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/25/confirmed-kristen-stewart-short-one-vajayjay/feed/ 0 If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you're smarter than me. And I'm like freakin' Einstein, only with more upside. Related posts:
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/02/21/the-early-trailer-for-spider-man-4-is-here-and-it-may-need-a-red-band/feed/ 0 Frankly, I'm beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn't have peeked in Peter's closet a little more often. Related posts:
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/01/05/one-for-the-ladies-penis-follies/feed/ 0 Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by "please" you mean "terrify" and by "." you mean "into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise." Related posts:
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/11/23/the-video-parts-are-gamey/feed/ 0 Gravity-defying strippers, a "confirmed bachelor" on the soccer pitch, BTS with your grandma's favorite viral, and the most effed-up animation you've seen lately. Related posts:
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/11/20/fridays-links-are-hypoallergenic/feed/ 0 Lung-free worms, overpaid actors, mass murder when mass murder wasn't cool, and a woman who can't spit or swallow without going to the ER. Related posts:
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