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Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay

Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay

By Roger on February 25, 2010

If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, kristen stewart, robert pattinson, sex, twilight | Leave a response

The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band

The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band

By Roger on February 21, 2010

Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged comics, sex, spider-man, tobey maguire, videos, weird | Leave a response

Scenes From Tom Cruise's Wedding Night

Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night

By Roger on January 25, 2010

WCBPB’s first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you’re part of Tom’s legal team, in which case… the site was hacked.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, katie holmes, marriage, sex, suri cruise, tom cruise, weddings | Leave a response

One For The Ladies: Penis Follies

One For The Ladies: Penis Follies

By Roger on January 5, 2010

Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by “please” you mean “terrify” and by “.” you mean “into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise.”

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Lohan Is No One's Muse

Lohan Is No One’s Muse

By Roger on December 22, 2009

Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, hotposts, lindsay lohan, sex, videos | Leave a response

The Video Parts Are... Gamey!

The Video Parts Are… Gamey!

By Roger on November 23, 2009

Gravity-defying strippers, a “confirmed bachelor” on the soccer pitch, BTS with your grandma’s favorite viral, and the most effed-up animation you’ve seen lately.

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Friday's Links Are... Hypoallergenic!

Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!

By Roger on November 20, 2009

Lung-free worms, overpaid actors, mass murder when mass murder wasn’t cool, and a woman who can’t spit or swallow without going to the ER.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged celebrity, fresh, murderers, semen, sex, twitter, weird, will farrell | Leave a response

Women Will Soon Be Obsolete: RealTouch (NSFW)

Women Will Soon Be Obsolete: RealTouch (NSFW)

By Roger on October 23, 2009

Y’know what Henry Ford did to the horse-drawn carriage? RealTouch just did that to your vagina.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged porn, realtouch, sex, technology, toys, videos | Leave a response

Friday's Links Are... Uuuuugly!

Friday’s Links Are… Uuuuugly!

By Roger on October 2, 2009

Ahnuld actually isn’t the ugliest governor California ever had, and absolute proof that geeks will do whatever it takes to justify boning inanimate objects.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged bikinis, computers, geeks, sex | Leave a response

Friday's Links Are... Massaged!

Friday’s Links Are… Massaged!

By Roger on September 18, 2009

Crazy Norse trolls, helpful masseurs in trouble, and Kim Kardashian won’t turn around.

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Lohan Is No One's Muse

Lohan Is No One’s Muse

By Roger on December 22, 2009

Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that.

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Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

By Roger on November 16, 2009

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)

Posted in On The Scene | Tagged boobs, breasts, club, club lavela, contests, florida, hotposts, panama city beach, pcb, spring break, videos | Leave a response

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

By Roger on September 4, 2009

See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.

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Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

By Roger on August 26, 2009

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

Posted in On The Scene | Tagged bikinis, blond, club la vela, contests, florida, hotposts, panama city beach, pcb, spring break | 1 Response

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

By Roger on August 6, 2009

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged bikinis, hotposts, kayden kross, porn, sex, twitter | 1 Response

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