I know you’re tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you’ll see that he never calls his mother and hasn’t had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that’s where…. Continue Reading
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Tag Archives: sex
Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut
These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: “The bathroom is all out of Kleenex.”… Continue Reading
Guitar Heroine: The Greatest Musical Instrument Sex Video Ever (NSFW)
WARNING: This video depicts fictional sexual violence. A non-consenting guitar is fondled, thrown forcibly on to a bed, ravaged, and then thrown away like so much refuse. Please remember, kids: not being able to say no, means no…. Continue Reading
Ke$ha Is A Hero. And Sticky. But Mostly A Hero. (NSFW)
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is yummy. Every sperm is needed, on this singer’s tummy…. Continue Reading
Pissing Pervert Prompts Police Proactivity, Prison Probable
In which I discover that I am jealous of a shifty-eyed degenerate living in New Jersey. (Did not see that coming.)… Continue Reading
Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay
If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside…. Continue Reading
The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band
Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often…. Continue Reading
Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night
WCBPB’s first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you’re part of Tom’s legal team, in which case… the site was hacked…. Continue Reading
One For The Ladies: Penis Follies
Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by “please” you mean “terrify” and by “.” you mean “into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise.”… Continue Reading
Lohan Is No One’s Muse
Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that…. Continue Reading