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Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut

Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut

These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: “The bathroom is all out of Kleenex.”… Continue Reading

Ke$ha Is A Hero. And Sticky. But Mostly A Hero. (NSFW)

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is yummy. Every sperm is needed, on this singer’s tummy…. Continue Reading

Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!

Lung-free worms, overpaid actors, mass murder when mass murder wasn’t cool, and a woman who can’t spit or swallow without going to the ER…. Continue Reading