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Roll-Your-Own Fleshlight, Lose-Your-Own Dignity (NSFW)

Roll-Your-Own Fleshlight, Lose-Your-Own Dignity (NSFW)

Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here’s a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina…. Continue Reading

Riley Steele Is Much Sexier Than Richard Dreyfuss

You need proof? They cut the money shot scene out of Mr. Holland’s Opus…. Continue Reading

When They’re A-Cups, Do You Call It Jet Skiing?

On the set of the greatest movie ever made about small fish who eat people in 3D…. Continue Reading