Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here’s a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina…. Continue Reading
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Tag Archives: porn
The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)
Satellite problems, the anti-rape iPod, sneaky self-abuse, Katy Perry channels Mel Gibson, murderously good porn, and Twilight fans need to shut the hell up. For reals…. Continue Reading
Kristina Rose: My New(d) Cleaning Lady (NSFW)
It’s about time I hired someone. My apartment smells like old frozen dinners and shame…. Continue Reading
Disney Truth: Belle & Ariel Explain Life To Young Girls
Continuing education: it’s important, people!… Continue Reading
Riley Steele Is Much Sexier Than Richard Dreyfuss
You need proof? They cut the money shot scene out of Mr. Holland’s Opus…. Continue Reading
Women Will Soon Be Obsolete: RealTouch (NSFW)
Y’know what Henry Ford did to the horse-drawn carriage? RealTouch just did that to your vagina…. Continue Reading
Monday’s Links Are… Obscene!
Patriotic self-denial, space is shrinky, clean up in aisle five, and engrish sex crimes…. Continue Reading
Tuesday’s Links Are… Gamey!
The Hedgehog burrows deeper, America is weird and likes poop, and your Blood Elf Hunter needs to get a +100 life…. Continue Reading
Who Is David Beckham?: Career Opportunities
Plumbing the depths of an oft-celebrated but seldom-understood man. For example, did you know each of his abs have their own names?… Continue Reading
Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross
Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy…. Continue Reading