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		<title>Phil Davison Is A Motivational Speaker!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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	I hear he was in the basement for four hours, munching on No-Doz...
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		<title>The Link Parts Are&#8230; Henpecked!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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	Women yakking, Michael Bay sucking, Jersey Shore underperforming, and politicians terrorizing.
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		<title>Scott Brown&#8217;s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wait... does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?
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	Wait... does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?
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		<title>Eva Amurri Implies She Might Do Stuff To Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And by "implies", I mean "makes me a clear and binding promise on the souls of unborn puppies".
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	And by "implies", I mean "makes me a clear and binding promise on the souls of unborn puppies".
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		<title>Vladimir Putin Is Every Woman&#8217;s Somewhat Moist Daydream</title>
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		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mess with this man, mama, and you will officially be chopped 'n' screwed. Possibly in a wood chipper.
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	Mess with this man, mama, and you will officially be chopped 'n' screwed. Possibly in a wood chipper.
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