I hear he was in the basement for four hours, munching on No-Doz…… Continue Reading
I hear he was in the basement for four hours, munching on No-Doz…… Continue Reading
Women yakking, Michael Bay sucking, Jersey Shore underperforming, and politicians terrorizing…. Continue Reading
Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?… Continue Reading
And by “implies”, I mean “makes me a clear and binding promise on the souls of unborn puppies”…. Continue Reading
Mess with this man, mama, and you will officially be chopped ‘n’ screwed. Possibly in a wood chipper…. Continue Reading