This is Linda Naggs. It’s said that last year, she was the contracted entertainment at an Australian “buck’s party”. She donned a strap-on, convinced the best man to get naked in front of 30 other guys, and arranged him on the floor, doggy-style. At that point, in a turn of events only slightly more shocking than the sun rising, she put the dildo in his ass. Said best man promptly filed rape charges against her.

Now, I’m not saying there’s anything weird about that party. I mean, when I’m hanging out with a bunch of drunken, manly models of heterosexuality, I’m always thinking, “Y’know what would make this night even better? Seeing Bob’s butthole.” That’s just a logical progression, in my opinion; The groom is getting hitched to a beautiful girl and he’s bidding a symbolic farewell to his childhood and bachelorhood all at once, so what better way to cap off that experience than sit around and count the hairs on his taint while a 39 year-old chick mounts him with a rubber dong? He’s fucked for life now, right?

All I’m trying to say is: there’s a time to view your buddy’s shitter as a medium for entertainment, and that time is 3am, when he’s passed out, and you need something to hold a Roman candle for a YouTube video you’re making.  Not at a bachelor party.

(The Sydney Morning Herald, via current.com)