Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here’s a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina…. Continue Reading
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Tag Archives: nudity
Hulk Figure Gets Some Action! (NSFW)
This man… this monster… this marital aid!… Continue Reading
Video via Mad Libs: Seizure-Inducing, Boobtastic, Tranny-Flaunting Fashionistas (NSFW)
I’m not sure what this is, but it looks like someone managed to feed Ecstacy to a Handicam and then took it to a rave…. Continue Reading
Guitar Heroine: The Greatest Musical Instrument Sex Video Ever (NSFW)
WARNING: This video depicts fictional sexual violence. A non-consenting guitar is fondled, thrown forcibly on to a bed, ravaged, and then thrown away like so much refuse. Please remember, kids: not being able to say no, means no…. Continue Reading
Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW)
My notes say “…she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass”, but I’m not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm… okay, I’ll stop tomorrow…. Continue Reading
The Karissa Shannon Mystery Deepens (NSFW)
Yeah, this post is full of nudity and delusional conspiracy theories, but it’s EDUCATIONAL nudity and delusional conspiracy theories. You can thank me later…. Continue Reading
Helen Mirren Got Her Goddess On (NSFW)
Bet ya didn’t think you’d see “Helen Mirren” and “NSFW” together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends…. Continue Reading
Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience (NSFW)
Another selection from my personal stash of tits an– er, collection of beach life tableaux…. Continue Reading
Nice Tweets: Saint Coco Blesses The Multitudes (NSFW)
And verily, her blessings were ample!… Continue Reading
Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes (NSFW)
And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies…. Continue Reading