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Candice Swanepoel Takes Me On A Naked Jungle Adventure (NSFW)

Candice Swanepoel Takes Me On A Naked Jungle Adventure (NSFW)

When I think “sexy, nude supermodel,” I think “rainforest.” Unfortunately, then I think “Rainforest Cafe”, and believe me, no matter how hungry you are, that place won’t seat you with a visible erection…. Continue Reading

Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW)

Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW)

If there’s ever a Colombia’s Got Talent, Natalia is a lock to make the show. Crappy singing vs. teddy bear humping? That’s not even a contest, man…. Continue Reading

Hermione Way: Red-Hot Mac Lovin’

What does a MacBook have that I don’t have? Other than a soul, I mean?… Continue Reading

I’m Suddenly Thirsty

Ashley Greene knows how to sell me stuff I don’t need…. Continue Reading