When I think “sexy, nude supermodel,” I think “rainforest.” Unfortunately, then I think “Rainforest Cafe”, and believe me, no matter how hungry you are, that place won’t seat you with a visible erection…. Continue Reading
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Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW)
If there’s ever a Colombia’s Got Talent, Natalia is a lock to make the show. Crappy singing vs. teddy bear humping? That’s not even a contest, man…. Continue Reading
Hermione Way: Red-Hot Mac Lovin’
What does a MacBook have that I don’t have? Other than a soul, I mean?… Continue Reading
I’m Suddenly Thirsty
Ashley Greene knows how to sell me stuff I don’t need…. Continue Reading