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Ashley Roberts Knows Her Place…

…which, to be precise, is three steps behind and out of focus at all times…. Continue Reading

Miley On The Pole: Intervention With Billy Ray Cyrus

Stop her now, or you’re in for an achey, breaky conservatorship in a few years…. Continue Reading

Garfunkel & Oates School Your Ass In Some Party Science

Riki Lindhome & Kate Micucci have been sent from on high to set all the mini-Dursts straight…. Continue Reading

Eminem: Mariah Appears To Be A Load Dodger

Get with it, Mariah! If your belly-button isn’t meant to be a seminal tide pool, then what’s it for?… Continue Reading

Fred Durst… Husband

Fred Durst takes his bride. Presumably from behind, with cell-phone in hand…. Continue Reading