What Comes Before Part B? http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Willow Smith Makes Me Want To Slit My Throat Back and Forth http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/willow-smith-makes-me-want-to-slit-my-throat-back-and-forth/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/willow-smith-makes-me-want-to-slit-my-throat-back-and-forth/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 22:45:18 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3002 Seven Pounds incident. Related posts:
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  • Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW)
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     22 Random Things I Thought While Enduring The VMAs http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/16/22-random-things-i-thought-while-enduring-the-vmas/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/16/22-random-things-i-thought-while-enduring-the-vmas/#comments Thu, 16 Sep 2010 15:53:59 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2562
  • Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During A Party
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/16/22-random-things-i-thought-while-enduring-the-vmas/feed/ 0 SAMPLE: "I'm pretty sure that if the CDC could get a sample of that Jersey Shore/Chelsea Handler hot tub water, we'd have a fair shot at developing a vaccine for every venereal disease that ever existed." Related posts:
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  • Miley On The Pole: Intervention With Billy Ray Cyrus
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/13/miley-cant-be-tamed-might-require-cattle-prod/feed/ 0 You know what else can't be tamed, ladies? That's right. BEARS! Related posts:
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     Cheryl Cole, Inexplicably Covered In Cobwebs http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/cheryl-cole-inexplicably-covered-in-cobwebs/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/cheryl-cole-inexplicably-covered-in-cobwebs/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 22:24:37 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1770 http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/cheryl-cole-inexplicably-covered-in-cobwebs/feed/ 0 The line between arty photography and a lack of proper housecleaning can be a fine one. No related posts. Storm Large’s ‘Eight Miles Wide’: Best Song of 2009, or Best Song Ever? http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/19/storm-larges-eight-miles-wide-best-song-of-2009-or-best-song-ever/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/19/storm-larges-eight-miles-wide-best-song-of-2009-or-best-song-ever/#comments Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:37:36 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1328
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  • Wednesday’s Links Are… Rockin’ Out!
  • Tuesday’s Links Are… Gamey!
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     Okay, Beyoncé… You’re Forgiven http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/14/okay-beyonce-youre-forgiven/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/14/okay-beyonce-youre-forgiven/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:04:20 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1011 http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/14/okay-beyonce-youre-forgiven/feed/ 0 Pop stars can do the kindest things when they're not busy making you feel like a discarded chunk of love-gristle on the resplendent plate of romance. No related posts. They Don’t Make Teen Sexpots Like They Used To http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/11/they-dont-make-teen-sexpots-like-they-used-to/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/11/they-dont-make-teen-sexpots-like-they-used-to/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:00:42 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=956 http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/11/they-dont-make-teen-sexpots-like-they-used-to/feed/ 0 Pixie Lott is letting down the team. And not much else, dammit. No related posts. Wednesday’s Links Are… Rockin’ Out! http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:02:26 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/
  • Wednesday’s Links Are… Mythic!
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  • Monday’s Links Are… Disturbing!
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