What Comes Before Part B? » music http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:18:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Miley “Can’t Be Tamed”, Might Require Cattle Prod http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/13/miley-cant-be-tamed-might-require-cattle-prod/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/13/miley-cant-be-tamed-might-require-cattle-prod/#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 09:59:26 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1786
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  • Hannah Montana Is Deeper Than You
  • Okay, Beyoncé… You’re Forgiven
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/13/miley-cant-be-tamed-might-require-cattle-prod/feed/ 0 You know what else can't be tamed, ladies? That's right. BEARS! Related posts:
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     Cheryl Cole, Inexplicably Covered In Cobwebs http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/cheryl-cole-inexplicably-covered-in-cobwebs/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/cheryl-cole-inexplicably-covered-in-cobwebs/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 22:24:37 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1770
  • Ashley Roberts Knows Her Place…
  • Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me
  • Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/cheryl-cole-inexplicably-covered-in-cobwebs/feed/ 0 The line between arty photography and a lack of proper housecleaning can be a fine one. Related posts:
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     Storm Large’s ‘Eight Miles Wide’: Best Song of 2009, or Best Song Ever? http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/19/storm-larges-eight-miles-wide-best-song-of-2009-or-best-song-ever/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/19/storm-larges-eight-miles-wide-best-song-of-2009-or-best-song-ever/#comments Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:37:36 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1328
  • Brittany Murphy Was Here: 1977-2009
  • The French Speak My Language
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/12/19/storm-larges-eight-miles-wide-best-song-of-2009-or-best-song-ever/feed/ 0 This song is so good, you'll be singing it around the office. And then getting fired for it. (Unless you work at a whorehouse, in which case, are they hiring?) Related posts:
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     Saturday’s Links Are… Judeish! http://beforepartb.com/2009/10/31/links-for-2009-10-31/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/10/31/links-for-2009-10-31/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:01:43 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/2009/10/31/links-for-2009-10-31/
  • Monday’s Links Are… Obscene!
  • Wednesday’s Links Are… Bootyful!
  • Monday’s Links Are… Wasted!
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/10/31/links-for-2009-10-31/feed/ 0 Arnie tells off his legislature the same way I told off my 10th grade history teacher, dogs is good eatin', and the Beatles are finally exposed. Related posts:
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     Okay, Beyoncé… You’re Forgiven http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/14/okay-beyonce-youre-forgiven/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/14/okay-beyonce-youre-forgiven/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:04:20 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1011
  • Scorcher XI: Kanye & GaGa Save Christmas
  • Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention
  • Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/14/okay-beyonce-youre-forgiven/feed/ 0 Pop stars can do the kindest things when they're not busy making you feel like a discarded chunk of love-gristle on the resplendent plate of romance. Related posts:
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     They Don’t Make Teen Sexpots Like They Used To http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/11/they-dont-make-teen-sexpots-like-they-used-to/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/11/they-dont-make-teen-sexpots-like-they-used-to/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:00:42 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=956
  • Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/11/they-dont-make-teen-sexpots-like-they-used-to/feed/ 0 Pixie Lott is letting down the team. And not much else, dammit. Related posts:
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     Wednesday’s Links Are… Rockin’ Out! http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:02:26 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/
  • Wednesday’s Links Are… Mythic!
  • Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!
  • Monday’s Links Are… Disturbing!
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/links-for-2009-08-26/feed/ 0 PG gay porn, the glory of air guitar, and our nation's responsible media at work. Related posts:
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     Ashley Roberts Knows Her Place… http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/24/ashley-roberts-knows-her-place/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/24/ashley-roberts-knows-her-place/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:00:48 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=738
  • I’m Suddenly Thirsty
  • The Sexy Parts: Behold My Sepia Melons!
  • Miley On The Pole: Intervention With Billy Ray Cyrus
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/24/ashley-roberts-knows-her-place/feed/ 0 ...which, to be precise, is three steps behind and out of focus at all times. Related posts:
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     Miley On The Pole: Intervention With Billy Ray Cyrus http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/11/miley-on-the-pole-intervention-with-billy-ray-cyrus/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/11/miley-on-the-pole-intervention-with-billy-ray-cyrus/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:21:23 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=634
  • Miley “Can’t Be Tamed”, Might Require Cattle Prod
  • Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night
  • Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/11/miley-on-the-pole-intervention-with-billy-ray-cyrus/feed/ 0 Stop her now, or you're in for an achey, breaky conservatorship in a few years. Related posts:
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     Garfunkel & Oates School Your Ass In Some Party Science http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/04/garfunkle-oates-school-your-ass-in-some-party-science/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/04/garfunkle-oates-school-your-ass-in-some-party-science/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:50:17 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=553
  • Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During A Party
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/04/garfunkle-oates-school-your-ass-in-some-party-science/feed/ 0 Riki Lindhome & Kate Micucci have been sent from on high to set all the mini-Dursts straight. Related posts:
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