SAMPLE: “I’m pretty sure that if the CDC could get a sample of that Jersey Shore/Chelsea Handler hot tub water, we’d have a fair shot at developing a vaccine for every venereal disease that ever existed.”… Continue Reading
SAMPLE: “I’m pretty sure that if the CDC could get a sample of that Jersey Shore/Chelsea Handler hot tub water, we’d have a fair shot at developing a vaccine for every venereal disease that ever existed.”… Continue Reading
It’s first line? Shooting Spencer in the face before he can touch a keyboard…. Continue Reading
As in 2 + 2 = Heidi’s a foo. Wow, that sorta rhymed! Now all I need is an opium addiction and a syphilitic mistress so I can be a 19th century poet!… Continue Reading
Yes, she’s the size of an Underpants Gnome and the color of an Oompa Loompa, but she still rulez…. Continue Reading
Pop stars can do the kindest things when they’re not busy making you feel like a discarded chunk of love-gristle on the resplendent plate of romance…. Continue Reading
Where “wise” means “hot in a bikini”, and “beyond measure” means “much to my delight”…. Continue Reading
Absolute proof of the theory of evolution. Or at least the theory of puberty…. Continue Reading
This is the face of a very bad man…. Continue Reading