A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah

Tag Archives: movies

Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)… Continue Reading

Hit-Girl Is A Real Professional

There are just some jobs that require the services of a pre-pubescent, vigilante murderer. Shutting up that iCarly bitch, for example…. Continue Reading

Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks…. Continue Reading

Katherine Heigl Is A Giant Liar Face

Behold, as I expose the truth about this star of sta– well, okay, screen and smaller screen…. Continue Reading

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

I always suspected Fox was some sort of freaky creature. I mean, how else do you explain the Brian Austin Whatshisface thing?… Continue Reading

When They’re A-Cups, Do You Call It Jet Skiing?

On the set of the greatest movie ever made about small fish who eat people in 3D…. Continue Reading