My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)… Continue Reading
My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)… Continue Reading
There are just some jobs that require the services of a pre-pubescent, vigilante murderer. Shutting up that iCarly bitch, for example…. Continue Reading
Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks…. Continue Reading
Behold, as I expose the truth about this star of sta– well, okay, screen and smaller screen…. Continue Reading
I always suspected Fox was some sort of freaky creature. I mean, how else do you explain the Brian Austin Whatshisface thing?… Continue Reading
On the set of the greatest movie ever made about small fish who eat people in 3D…. Continue Reading