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Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

By Roger on March 12, 2010

My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged bikinis, jon favreau, lawsuits, movies, richard gere | Leave a response

Hit-Girl Is A Real Professional

Hit-Girl Is A Real Professional

By Roger on December 23, 2009

There are just some jobs that require the services of a pre-pubescent, vigilante murderer. Shutting up that iCarly bitch, for example.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged celebrity, kick-ass, movies, natalie portman, nicholas cage | Leave a response

Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

Thursday’s Links Are… On Fire!

By Roger on August 27, 2009

Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged celebrity, movies, television, videos | Leave a response

Katherine Heigl Is A Giant Liar Face

Katherine Heigl Is A Giant Liar Face

By Roger on August 17, 2009

Behold, as I expose the truth about this star of sta– well, okay, screen and smaller screen.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged celeb, celebrity, gerard butler, katherine heigl, movies | 4 Responses

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

By Roger on August 14, 2009

I always suspected Fox was some sort of freaky creature. I mean, how else do you explain the Brian Austin Whatshisface thing?

Posted in From Afar | Tagged amanda seyfried, bikinis, diablo cody, jennifer's body, megan fox, movies | Leave a response

One girl motorboating another? Check. Heels and a bikini on a boat? Check. People, this is one suggestively-held bottle of beer away from being completely awesome.

When They’re A-Cups, Do You Call It Jet Skiing?

By Roger on August 5, 2009

On the set of the greatest movie ever made about small fish who eat people in 3D.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged bikinis, boats, kelly brook, movies, piranha, riley steele | Leave a response

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iPad: The Stuff iLove, The Stuff iHate

iPad: The Stuff iLove, The Stuff iHate

By Roger on April 8, 2010

Yeah, yet another iPad review. But this one features unnecessary profanity and references to deviant sexual practices. Top that, PC World!

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Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

By Roger on November 16, 2009

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)

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Yeah, that's about right.

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

By Roger on September 4, 2009

See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.

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Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

By Roger on August 26, 2009

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

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Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

By Roger on August 6, 2009

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

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Long Distance Telepathy Works: Vanessa Hudgens Swears Off Breeding

Long Distance Telepathy Works: Vanessa Hudgens Swears Off Breeding

By Roger on August 4, 2009

For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!

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Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome

Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome

By Roger on July 29, 2009

Yeah, I didn’t know who she was, either. But helping you learn more about half-naked, drunk quasi-celebrities is part of my job.

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Picking Nits With Olivia Munn

Picking Nits With Olivia Munn

By Roger on July 27, 2009

Sometimes people make mistakes. Even beautiful people. I know that doesn’t sound right, but I checked.

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