When I think “sexy, nude supermodel,” I think “rainforest.” Unfortunately, then I think “Rainforest Cafe”, and believe me, no matter how hungry you are, that place won’t seat you with a visible erection…. Continue Reading
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The Link Parts Are… Creamy Centered! (featuring Some Crazy-Hot, Thick Models)
Nutty judges, sexy cereal, doctoral-level wang evaluation, there’s an app for my butt, and arson: the buildings strike back!… Continue Reading
Georgia May Jagger Clearly Doesn’t Understand “T-Shirt Time”
Photo: Georgia May Jagger, for Hudson Jeans. Erection: me, for whatever’s hiding under her elbow…. Continue Reading
Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW)
My notes say “…she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass”, but I’m not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm… okay, I’ll stop tomorrow…. Continue Reading
Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW)
If there’s ever a Colombia’s Got Talent, Natalia is a lock to make the show. Crappy singing vs. teddy bear humping? That’s not even a contest, man…. Continue Reading
Doutzen Kroes Is Preggers, And I Just Died A Little Inside
Okay, people… this is not a drill! We’re losing daylight, and hot girls are getting knocked up! I want a perimeter around Candice Swanepoel, and I want it yesterday!… Continue Reading
If I Were A Chick, Yeah, That’s What I’d Be Doing
All day, every day… staring into the mirror, taking pictures of my boobs…. Continue Reading
Irina Sheik & Jessica White: Imaginary Conjoined Twin Hotness
Don’t judge me. At least not until my court date…. Continue Reading
Megan Fox Is A Friend To Womankind
Watch as she cultivates her female fanbase, one beautiful, unappreciated anorexic at a time!… Continue Reading