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Miley “Can’t Be Tamed”, Might Require Cattle Prod

You know what else can’t be tamed, ladies? That’s right. BEARS!… Continue Reading

Hannah Montana Is Deeper Than You

And by “you”, I mean YOU. I’m as complex and thoughtful as the Dalai Lama, only with more sex appeal…. Continue Reading

Miley On The Pole: Intervention With Billy Ray Cyrus

Stop her now, or you’re in for an achey, breaky conservatorship in a few years…. Continue Reading