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Megan Fox Is A Friend To Womankind

Watch as she cultivates her female fanbase, one beautiful, unappreciated anorexic at a time!… Continue Reading

Vanessa Marcil’s Son Carries Suitcase, Depresses Me

Those old Samsonite commercials with the gorilla totally scarred me for life…. Continue Reading

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

I always suspected Fox was some sort of freaky creature. I mean, how else do you explain the Brian Austin Whatshisface thing?… Continue Reading

I Guess It Never Hurts To Ask

Does this look like a woman who would trade upon her blistering sexuality?… Continue Reading