She’s back, and still stabbing people in varying states of undress. Only this time in suburbia which –let’s face it– could really use more stabbing…. Continue Reading
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Machete’s Naked Girl: “It’s Too Hot For Clothes.”
In related news, my pants are suddenly tighter. Or would be, if I were wearing pants. Which I’m not, because, you know… the heat…. Continue Reading