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What Comes Before Part B? » hotposts http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Roll-Your-Own Fleshlight, Lose-Your-Own Dignity (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/20/roll-your-own-fleshlight-lose-your-own-dignity-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/20/roll-your-own-fleshlight-lose-your-own-dignity-nsfw/#comments Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:03:38 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3224 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/20/roll-your-own-fleshlight-lose-your-own-dignity-nsfw/feed/ 0 Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here's a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina. Continue reading → Related posts:

Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/pearl-necklace-jewelry-for-that-special-someslut/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/pearl-necklace-jewelry-for-that-special-someslut/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:08:16 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2990 Continue reading → Related posts:

Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/20/pearl-necklace-jewelry-for-that-special-someslut/feed/ 0 These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: "The bathroom is all out of Kleenex." Continue reading → Related posts:

Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special

Mayra Leal (Machete’s Naked Girl) & Her New Movie: Playing House http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/08/mayra-leal-machetes-naked-girl-her-new-movie-playing-house/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/08/mayra-leal-machetes-naked-girl-her-new-movie-playing-house/#comments Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:56:55 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2918 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/08/mayra-leal-machetes-naked-girl-her-new-movie-playing-house/feed/ 1 She's back, and still stabbing people in varying states of undress. Only this time in suburbia which --let's face it-- could really use more stabbing. Continue reading → Related posts:

Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/20/clare-grant-theres-more-to-seth-greens-wife-than-lightsaber-nipples-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/20/clare-grant-theres-more-to-seth-greens-wife-than-lightsaber-nipples-nsfw/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:12:58 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2637 Fahrenheit 451 ass", but I'm not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm... okay, I'll stop tomorrow. Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/20/clare-grant-theres-more-to-seth-greens-wife-than-lightsaber-nipples-nsfw/feed/ 0 My notes say "...she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass", but I'm not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm... okay, I'll stop tomorrow. Continue reading → Related posts:

Kristina Rose: My New(d) Cleaning Lady (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/02/kristina-rose-my-newd-cleaning-lady-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/02/kristina-rose-my-newd-cleaning-lady-nsfw/#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:53:19 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2201 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/02/kristina-rose-my-newd-cleaning-lady-nsfw/feed/ 0 It's about time I hired someone. My apartment smells like old frozen dinners and shame. Continue reading → Related posts:

Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay! http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 06:27:49 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1788 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/feed/ 0 ...which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%. Continue reading → Related posts:

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls http://beforepartb.com/2009/11/16/bootyography-wet-t-shirts-are-to-dudes-as-rainbows-unicorns-are-to-six-year-old-girls/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/11/16/bootyography-wet-t-shirts-are-to-dudes-as-rainbows-unicorns-are-to-six-year-old-girls/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:36:05 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1156 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2009/11/16/bootyography-wet-t-shirts-are-to-dudes-as-rainbows-unicorns-are-to-six-year-old-girls/feed/ 0 A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture's attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.) Continue reading → Related posts:

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First) http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/gratuitous-spring-break-skinny-britney-friend-part-the-first/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/gratuitous-spring-break-skinny-britney-friend-part-the-first/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:42:52 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=806 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/26/gratuitous-spring-break-skinny-britney-friend-part-the-first/feed/ 2 Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence. Continue reading → Related posts: