This, good people, is Olivia Munn:
I love her. Very, very much. She attended the San Diego Comic-Con this week in her capacity as co-host of G4TV’s Attack of the Show, going through multiple costume changes during her time on stage:
Okay, your man here keeps it real, so I have to put love aside for the moment and spit some truth. The video above contains several moments that demand comment.
- Olivia Munn is hot. Ridiculously hot. But despite the statement made by one female fan, Olivia is not “way hotter” than Megan Fox. No no no. Although I am more than willing to change my opinion after a side-by-side taste test. Ladies?
- As much as I have every intention of someday drafting Ms. Munn into my harem and making her the happiest woman alive (My secret? Roofie pie.), she is incapable of pulling off the Silk Spectre outfit. The wig just wasn’t workin’.
- And then there’s the capes… WTF, Munn? I’m okay with the Emma Frost cape, since she actually wears one, but Wonder Woman and Silk Spectre? I just watched Watchmen last night, and it was made perfectly clear that Silk Spectre puts out like a nympho with a case of condoms and a short attention span. Turning her into an ass-obscuring cock-tease is just wrong.
There. I feel better now. Yo, Olivia! Hungry…?