I don’t know that Eddie Long is a hypocritical, prong-suckling boy snuggler. Accusations are not facts, until, y’know, they are. We’re not there yet, and may never be. The man may be a completely innocent hate-monger, blameless in his paranoid delusions, and not spewing brain-dead condemnations of homosexuals as a cover for his deep-seated desire to gobble some Spongy Penis Head Surprise.

But I, for one, refuse to give up hope.