Another selection from my personal stash of tits an– er, collection of beach life tableaux…. Continue Reading
Another selection from my personal stash of tits an– er, collection of beach life tableaux…. Continue Reading
A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)… Continue Reading
Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence…. Continue Reading
If I’m not objectifying SOMEONE, I just don’t feel like I’m doing my job…. Continue Reading
The seafood rocks, and he service is great… but don’t plan on leaving with your wallet unmolested…. Continue Reading
Yeah, from the outside, it looks like Long John Silver’s on steroids, but a nice surprise lurks within…. Continue Reading