I know you’re tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you’ll see that he never calls his mother and hasn’t had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that’s where…. Continue Reading
I would so totally train this mutt to take a dump on the hood of my neighbor’s car…. Continue Reading
Arnie tells off his legislature the same way I told off my 10th grade history teacher, dogs is good eatin’, and the Beatles are finally exposed…. Continue Reading