So, um, I think Mariah and Nick may have pissed Eminem off. A little. And in general, when it comes to media warfare related to embarrassing sexcapades and the like, I would think that Marshall Mathers is one of the last people you’d want on the opposing side. Just sayin’.

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Some folks are fixating on Em’s reference to photos of Mariah, all aflutter at the thought of seeing Ms. Thing nekkid. For me, the best part is a man calling himself out publicly for premature ejaculation. Seriously, how mad do you have to be to do that? “You know what will put this bitch in her place? Telling everyone that I accidentally spewed on her stomach! Genius!” Em is apparently operating on the “she has my cooties now” theory of character assassination.