What Comes Before Part B? » dance http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:04:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay! http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 06:27:49 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1788
  • Brittany Murphy Was Here: 1977-2009
  • Machete’s Naked Girl: “It’s Too Hot For Clothes.”
  • I’m Suddenly Thirsty
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/06/heather-morris-brittany-naked-glee-now-5-less-gay/feed/ 0 ...which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%. Related posts:
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     Tuesday’s Links Are… Lizardy! http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/links-for-2009-09-01/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/links-for-2009-09-01/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:02:02 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/links-for-2009-09-01/
  • Friday’s Links Are… Fashionable!
  • Wednesday’s Links Are… Mythic!
  • Monday’s Links Are… Obscene!
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/links-for-2009-09-01/feed/ 0 Saved by ink on his junk, and making girls' childhoods memorable. Related posts:
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     Hey, An Audience Is An Audience http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/hey-an-audience-is-an-audience/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/hey-an-audience-is-an-audience/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:46:34 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=887
  • The Early Trailer for Spider-Man 4 Is Here and It May Need a Red Band
  • Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience (NSFW)
  • East Coasters Have Slaves, and Other Bits of News From California
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/09/01/hey-an-audience-is-an-audience/feed/ 0 Sometimes a girl just needs a little attention. Even if it's very, very little. Related posts:
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     Gratuitous Spring Break: Dudes On Display http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/dudes-on-display/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/dudes-on-display/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:50:12 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=226
  • Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)
  • Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience (NSFW)
  • Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/dudes-on-display/feed/ 0 If I'm not objectifying SOMEONE, I just don't feel like I'm doing my job. Related posts:
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     CSI: Panama City Beach http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/csi-panama-city-beach/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/csi-panama-city-beach/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:43:13 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=215
  • Hook’s (Panama City Beach, FL)
  • Angelo’s Steak Pit (Panama City Beach, FL)
  • Captain Anderson’s (Panama City Beach, FL)
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/csi-panama-city-beach/feed/ 0 The fine line between celebrity-spotting and having one's head up one's ass. Related posts:
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     Falling In Love With A Stranger http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/falling-in-love-with-a-stranger/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/falling-in-love-with-a-stranger/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:39:44 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=138
  • If Love Have Wings, Let It Fly. If Man Have Love, Let Him Cry.
  • Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!
  • Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)
    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2009/07/14/falling-in-love-with-a-stranger/feed/ 0 In which your humble author is blessed from on high by the experience of love at first ogle. Related posts:
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