This man… this monster… this marital aid!… Continue Reading
This man… this monster… this marital aid!… Continue Reading
Death by Segway, cut-rate personal services, limbless swimmers, comic book weaponry, and the Walmart toy aisle: hot or not?… Continue Reading
That settles it. Once I’m done with this post, I’m gonna go work on my mashup of the intros from Mad Men and The Facts of Life…. Continue Reading
January gets Frosty, racist comic book guys, dead pop starlings, scary clowns, boob-eating gators, unwanted pee, and a working example of why the paparazzi sucks…. Continue Reading
Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often…. Continue Reading
See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself…. Continue Reading
Does this look like a woman who would trade upon her blistering sexuality?… Continue Reading
Sometimes people make mistakes. Even beautiful people. I know that doesn’t sound right, but I checked…. Continue Reading