I Guess It Never Hurts To Ask

Comic-Con 2009 - Day 2 - Jonah Hex Panel Discussion
Josh: “Yeah, I totally hit that.” Megan: “He did. He really did.”

So, Megan Fox was at Comic-Con with co-star Josh Brolin, pimping Jonah Hex. Y’know, the comic book western starring a character with a horribly disfigured face and Megan Fox’s amazingly corseted waistline.

Megan Fox Jonah Hex corset

"Oh my god, you guys... I can taste my spleen!"

In and of itself, this news is only interesting in the sense that it gave me an excuse to post the corset shot. (You’re welcome.) What was really interesting was the incident that Fox had to face during the Q&A. See, a young man stood up and fired this off:

My question is for Megan. I have a Sony HVR [ed: that's a camera, doofus]. It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sex tape?

Security rushed him out of the room at that point, and Ms. Fox chose to leave that extremely pressing question wholly unanswered. The woman has absolutely no respect for investigative journalism.

For what it’s worth, I’m not sure what the recent graduate looked like, but in my mind’s bloodshot eye, he’ll always look something like this:

Superhero Running

Picking Nits With Olivia Munn

This, good people, is Olivia Munn:

Watchman Premiere

I love her. Very, very much. She attended the San Diego Comic-Con this week in her capacity as co-host of G4TV’s Attack of the Show, going through multiple costume changes during her time on stage:

Okay, your man here keeps it real, so I have to put love aside for the moment and spit some truth. The video above contains several moments that demand comment.

  1. Olivia Munn is hot. Ridiculously hot. But despite the statement made by one female fan, Olivia is not “way hotter” than Megan Fox. No no no. Although I am more than willing to change my opinion after a side-by-side taste test. Ladies?
  2. As much as I have every intention of someday drafting Ms. Munn into my harem and making her the happiest woman alive (My secret? Roofie pie.), she is incapable of pulling off the Silk Spectre outfit. The wig just wasn’t workin’.
  3. And then there’s the capes… WTF, Munn? I’m okay with the Emma Frost cape, since she actually wears one, but Wonder Woman and Silk Spectre? I just watched Watchmen last night, and it was made perfectly clear that Silk Spectre puts out like a nympho with a case of condoms and a short attention span. Turning her into an ass-obscuring cock-tease is just wrong.

There. I feel better now. Yo, Olivia! Hungry…?