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Disney Truth: Belle & Ariel Explain Life To Young Girls

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Yeah, that’s about right. But even righter are J. Scott Campbell’s renditions of various Disney princesses:

Oh, and here’s a non-Disney princess –Slave Leia– just because.

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Friday’s Links Are… Fashionable!

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Monday’s Links Are… Obscene!

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Wednesday’s Links Are… Mythic!

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  • Tips on making out from some kid f’ing his pillow – Blog of Hilarity
    There are so many things to love about this video, I don’t even know where to start. I mean, there’s the idea of juking your date like she’s a linebacker. Then there’s the way his demonstration jumps instantly from “making out” to “rabid monkey humping”. And of course, the classic date-rape-face that his pillow girlfriend has after the deed is done. You will go far, kcheet08! (With “far” possibly including prison, where your true make-out proficiency will be tested in previously unimagined ways.)
    (tags: videos comedy)
  • F-Listed » Bikini Girl: Pervert Yeti Stalked Me
    It’s chicks like this that have kept the yeti population so low over the centuries. I mean, think what the missus back at the cave must look like! He’s just doing a little pump-priming so he’ll have something to think about during sex other than “Jesus, her ass is giving me rug burn.”
    (tags: weird sex)
  • Chinese Dentist Makes Tower of Human Teeth – Urlesque
    Oh, so it’s cute when a “dentist” does it, but when I build one in my basement, the cops are at my door with all of their fancy “questions” and “cadaver dogs”?! Clearly, the Chinese are way out in front of us in the appreciation of decaying tissue statuary.
    (tags: weird)

Garfunkel & Oates School Your Ass In Some Party Science

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Sit your ass back and prepare to be edumacated by the two baddest bitches you’re never gonna meet. And if you realize they’re rhymin’ ’bout you… consider this the road to Damascus, cuz.

Respect.

Awesome has two names and four legs: Kate Micucci & Riki Lindhome

Awesome has two names and four legs: Kate Micucci & Riki Lindhome

East Coasters Have Slaves, and Other Bits of News From California

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Some may try to compare this young woman to Miss South Carolina, but I think they’re missing the point. No matter how vacuous her response, the smokin’ hot Caitlin Upton was simply stumbling in the face of an unexpected question. She choked under pressure. The end.

This chick, on the other hand… I mean, holy shit! Think about it for a minute… she attended this meeting with the specific intent of puking this garble all over the podium. This is what she prepared to say. In short: she meant to do this.