Okay, people… this is not a drill! We’re losing daylight, and hot girls are getting knocked up! I want a perimeter around Candice Swanepoel, and I want it yesterday!… Continue Reading
Okay, people… this is not a drill! We’re losing daylight, and hot girls are getting knocked up! I want a perimeter around Candice Swanepoel, and I want it yesterday!… Continue Reading
There’s not enough steel wool in the world to scrub this out of my mind…. Continue Reading
Saved by ink on his junk, and making girls’ childhoods memorable…. Continue Reading
Those old Samsonite commercials with the gorilla totally scarred me for life…. Continue Reading
For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!… Continue Reading