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Hannah Montana Is Deeper Than You

And by “you”, I mean YOU. I’m as complex and thoughtful as the Dalai Lama, only with more sex appeal…. Continue Reading

Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes (NSFW)

And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies…. Continue Reading

Cosmo Gets Fun, Fearless & Slightly Senile

There’s nothing better than a meaningless list of celebs grouped according to nebulous criteria to make that wait at the gynecologist’s office just a little sweeter…. Continue Reading

Confirmed: Kristen Stewart Short One Vajayjay

If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside…. Continue Reading

Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention

At this rate, next thing you know, she’ll be prancing around in lingerie or something!… Continue Reading

Megan Fox Is A Friend To Womankind

Watch as she cultivates her female fanbase, one beautiful, unappreciated anorexic at a time!… Continue Reading

Shocking News: Nick Cannon Is A Dick

Other unexpected stuff: Nazis not fans of “Seinfeld”, Paris Hilton’s vag is an STD discount warehouse, and Leo DiCaprio sure does attract the ladies!… Continue Reading

Kevin Federline Is A Sensitive Dude

He may be a tone-deaf, douchey little shit-stain, but he’s a tone-deaf, douchey little shit-stain WITH FEELINGS…. Continue Reading

Olivia Munn Gets Raw

Check out all that glistening pink!… Continue Reading

Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night

WCBPB’s first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you’re part of Tom’s legal team, in which case… the site was hacked…. Continue Reading