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What Comes Before Part B? » celebrity http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Mayra Leal (Machete’s Naked Girl) & Her New Movie: Playing House http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/08/mayra-leal-machetes-naked-girl-her-new-movie-playing-house/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/08/mayra-leal-machetes-naked-girl-her-new-movie-playing-house/#comments Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:56:55 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2918 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/08/mayra-leal-machetes-naked-girl-her-new-movie-playing-house/feed/ 1 She's back, and still stabbing people in varying states of undress. Only this time in suburbia which --let's face it-- could really use more stabbing. Continue reading → Related posts:

Deborah Foreman Is On Twitter, And I Am An Emotional 14 Year-Old http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/01/deborah-foreman-is-on-twitter-and-i-am-an-emotional-14-year-old/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/01/deborah-foreman-is-on-twitter-and-i-am-an-emotional-14-year-old/#comments Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:13:43 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2547 Continue reading → Related posts:

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/01/deborah-foreman-is-on-twitter-and-i-am-an-emotional-14-year-old/feed/ 0 I was in love with her as a kid, so I'm, ah... pleased. Seriously, when I found out, I did everything but actually "Squeeee!" I need to recover my manhood. Wait here while I go punch a lion. Or an alpaca. Y'know, whatever. Continue reading → Related posts:

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/20/clare-grant-theres-more-to-seth-greens-wife-than-lightsaber-nipples-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/20/clare-grant-theres-more-to-seth-greens-wife-than-lightsaber-nipples-nsfw/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:12:58 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2637 Fahrenheit 451 ass", but I'm not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm... okay, I'll stop tomorrow. Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/20/clare-grant-theres-more-to-seth-greens-wife-than-lightsaber-nipples-nsfw/feed/ 0 My notes say "...she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass", but I'm not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm... okay, I'll stop tomorrow. Continue reading → Related posts:

22 Random Things I Thought While Enduring The VMAs http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/16/22-random-things-i-thought-while-enduring-the-vmas/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/16/22-random-things-i-thought-while-enduring-the-vmas/#comments Thu, 16 Sep 2010 15:53:59 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2562 Continue reading → Related posts:

Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During A Party

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/16/22-random-things-i-thought-while-enduring-the-vmas/feed/ 0 SAMPLE: "I'm pretty sure that if the CDC could get a sample of that Jersey Shore/Chelsea Handler hot tub water, we'd have a fair shot at developing a vaccine for every venereal disease that ever existed." Continue reading → Related posts:

Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear During A Party

50 Cent: Just Like Sarah Palin http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/31/50-cent-just-like-sarah-palin/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/31/50-cent-just-like-sarah-palin/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:06:28 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2170 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/31/50-cent-just-like-sarah-palin/feed/ 0 What? They both love guns, have a taste for expensive clothes, and are as articulate as a toddler with a mouthful of thumb-tacks. Continue reading → Related posts:

Helen Mirren Got Her Goddess On (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/28/helen-mirren-got-her-goddess-on-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/28/helen-mirren-got-her-goddess-on-nsfw/#comments Sun, 29 Aug 2010 03:46:19 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2084 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/28/helen-mirren-got-her-goddess-on-nsfw/feed/ 0 Bet ya didn't think you'd see "Helen Mirren" and "NSFW" together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends. Continue reading → Related posts:

Beth Ostrosky Reveals Her Secret http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/20/beth-ostrosky-reveals-her-secret/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/20/beth-ostrosky-reveals-her-secret/#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 16:07:11 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2043 Continue reading → Related posts:

Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/20/beth-ostrosky-reveals-her-secret/feed/ 0 Just what does it take to get it on with a geriatric radio personality/has-been? Continue reading → Related posts:

Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!

Vanessa Hudgens, No Explanation Required http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/vanessa-hudgens-no-explanation-required/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/vanessa-hudgens-no-explanation-required/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 22:44:36 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1781 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/05/03/vanessa-hudgens-no-explanation-required/feed/ 0 No quarter asked, none given. Well, I mean, you can ask, but I don't carry change. Continue reading → Related posts:

Amanda Seyfried Is Super-Helpful http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/15/amanda-seyfried-is-super-helpful/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/15/amanda-seyfried-is-super-helpful/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:00:58 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1712 Continue reading → Related posts:

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/15/amanda-seyfried-is-super-helpful/feed/ 0 Which I believe puts her somewhere on the Helpfulness Scale between Superman and a one-legged Boy Scout with acute head trauma. (It's a broad scale.) Continue reading → Related posts:

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

It All Adds Up: Heidi Montag Replaces Spencer http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/12/it-all-adds-up-heidi-montag-replaces-spencer/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/12/it-all-adds-up-heidi-montag-replaces-spencer/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:42:55 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1678 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/12/it-all-adds-up-heidi-montag-replaces-spencer/feed/ 0 As in 2 + 2 = Heidi's a foo. Wow, that sorta rhymed! Now all I need is an opium addiction and a syphilitic mistress so I can be a 19th century poet! Continue reading → Related posts: