By Roger on August 31, 2010
What? They both love guns, have a taste for expensive clothes, and are as articulate as a toddler with a mouthful of thumb-tacks.
Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged 50 cent, celebrity, jon gosselin, mel gibson, phil mcgraw, sarah palin, twitter |
By Roger on August 28, 2010
Bet ya didn’t think you’d see “Helen Mirren” and “NSFW” together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, helen mirren, nsfw, nudity |
By Roger on August 20, 2010
Just what does it take to get it on with a geriatric radio personality/has-been?
Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged beth ostrosky, celebrity, howard stern |
By Roger on May 3, 2010
No quarter asked, none given. Well, I mean, you can ask, but I don’t carry change.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged bikinis, celebrity, vanessa Hudgens, zac efron |
By Roger on March 15, 2010
Which I believe puts her somewhere on the Helpfulness Scale between Superman and a one-legged Boy Scout with acute head trauma. (It’s a broad scale.)
Posted in From Afar | Tagged amanda seyfried, celebrity, r kelly, ray j |
By Roger on March 12, 2010
As in 2 + 2 = Heidi’s a foo. Wow, that sorta rhymed! Now all I need is an opium addiction and a syphilitic mistress so I can be a 19th century poet!
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, heidi montag, mtv, psychics, spencer pratt, surgery |
By Roger on March 9, 2010
And by “you”, I mean YOU. I’m as complex and thoughtful as the Dalai Lama, only with more sex appeal.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged billy ray cyrus, celebrity, hannah montana, miley cyrus |
By Roger on March 7, 2010
And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged audrina partridge, bikinis, celebrity, nsfw, nudity, television |
By Roger on March 4, 2010
There’s nothing better than a meaningless list of celebs grouped according to nebulous criteria to make that wait at the gynecologist’s office just a little sweeter.
Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged celebrity, chris o'donnell, cosmopolitan, ed westwick, gossip girl, jessica szohl, magazines, sean william scott |
By Roger on February 25, 2010
If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, kristen stewart, robert pattinson, sex, twilight |
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