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Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence…. Continue Reading

AnnaLynne McCord Does The Montag Mambo

What do you give someone for their 22nd birthday? (Thanks for the ear suggestion, Van Gogh, but I’ll pass. Good job thinking outside the box, though.)… Continue Reading

Falling In Love With A Stranger

In which your humble author is blessed from on high by the experience of love at first ogle…. Continue Reading