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Gisele Bundchen Has Really Let Herself Go

I bet if we look close enough, this tragedy is BP’s fault, too…. Continue Reading

Steven Tyler Had A Sex Change?!

Meth… it’s a helluva drug…. Continue Reading

Hello, Kitty: Hayden Panetierre Lookin’ Fit

And now, just to introduce a little diversity into this site: midget porn!… Continue Reading

Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay!

…which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%…. Continue Reading

Vanessa Hudgens, No Explanation Required

No quarter asked, none given. Well, I mean, you can ask, but I don’t carry change…. Continue Reading

Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)… Continue Reading

Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes (NSFW)

And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies…. Continue Reading

Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention

At this rate, next thing you know, she’ll be prancing around in lingerie or something!… Continue Reading

Olivia Munn Gets Raw

Check out all that glistening pink!… Continue Reading

Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?… Continue Reading