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What Comes Before Part B? » bikinis http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Miss Arkansas: A Disturbing, Slightly Arousing Closer Look http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/21/miss-arkansas-a-disturbing-slightly-arousing-closer-look/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/21/miss-arkansas-a-disturbing-slightly-arousing-closer-look/#comments Fri, 21 Jan 2011 23:55:26 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3179 Continue reading → Related posts:

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Stimulus Package: Hot Chicks With Cameras Are Destroying The Economy http://beforepartb.com/2010/11/09/stimulus-package-hot-chicks-with-cameras-are-destroying-the-economy/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/11/09/stimulus-package-hot-chicks-with-cameras-are-destroying-the-economy/#comments Tue, 09 Nov 2010 17:10:56 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3092 Continue reading → Related posts:

Masterpiece Theater: Two Chicks Slap-Fighting In The Tub

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/11/09/stimulus-package-hot-chicks-with-cameras-are-destroying-the-economy/feed/ 0 Throughout the recent election cycle, we heard a lot of debate about unemployment, tax cuts, and masturbating witches. Know what no one bothered to bring up? The shrinking marketplace for perverts with cameras. Continue reading → Related posts:

Masterpiece Theater: Two Chicks Slap-Fighting In The Tub

Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/15/natalia-paris-likes-bikinis-apparently-watches-lots-of-porn-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/15/natalia-paris-likes-bikinis-apparently-watches-lots-of-porn-nsfw/#comments Wed, 15 Sep 2010 19:27:42 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2500 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/15/natalia-paris-likes-bikinis-apparently-watches-lots-of-porn-nsfw/feed/ 0 If there's ever a Colombia's Got Talent, Natalia is a lock to make the show. Crappy singing vs. teddy bear humping? That's not even a contest, man. Continue reading → Related posts:

Amazon Kindles My Interest In Bikinis http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/14/amazon-kindles-my-interest-in-bikinis/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/14/amazon-kindles-my-interest-in-bikinis/#comments Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:00:07 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2475 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/14/amazon-kindles-my-interest-in-bikinis/feed/ 0 Not that said interest needed much kindling. I have a fire in my loins, which can only be quenched by tiny scraps of fabric clinging to lucious lumps of femininity. Well, Valtrex works, too. Continue reading → Related posts:

The Karissa Shannon Mystery Deepens (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/08/the-karissa-shannon-mystery-deepens/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/08/the-karissa-shannon-mystery-deepens/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 22:40:11 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2355 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/08/the-karissa-shannon-mystery-deepens/feed/ 0 Yeah, this post is full of nudity and delusional conspiracy theories, but it's EDUCATIONAL nudity and delusional conspiracy theories. You can thank me later. Continue reading → Related posts:

American Idol’s Bikini Girl Emerges Briefly From Hibernation http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/03/american-idols-bikini-girl-emerges-briefly-from-hibernation/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/03/american-idols-bikini-girl-emerges-briefly-from-hibernation/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:32:13 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2254 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/03/american-idols-bikini-girl-emerges-briefly-from-hibernation/feed/ 0 But beware... you don't wanna be around when molting season comes. Bits of silicone get EVERYWHERE. Continue reading → Related posts:

Kristina Rose: My New(d) Cleaning Lady (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/02/kristina-rose-my-newd-cleaning-lady-nsfw/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/02/kristina-rose-my-newd-cleaning-lady-nsfw/#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:53:19 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2201 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/09/02/kristina-rose-my-newd-cleaning-lady-nsfw/feed/ 0 It's about time I hired someone. My apartment smells like old frozen dinners and shame. Continue reading → Related posts:

Khloe Kardashian Poses A Fascinating Question http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/31/khloe-kardashian-poses-a-fascinating-question/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/31/khloe-kardashian-poses-a-fascinating-question/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:49:07 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2179 Continue reading → Related posts:

Hello, Kitty: Hayden Panetierre Lookin’ Fit

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Hello, Kitty: Hayden Panetierre Lookin’ Fit

Dear Cosmo: Go Trim Your Bush, Hippies! (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/20/dear-cosmo-go-trim-your-bush-hippies/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/20/dear-cosmo-go-trim-your-bush-hippies/#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:04:26 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2052 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/08/20/dear-cosmo-go-trim-your-bush-hippies/feed/ 0 I firmly believe that Cosmopolitan magazine hates our freedom. Continue reading → Related posts:

Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience (NSFW) http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/07/spring-break-10-seconds-to-impress-the-audience/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/07/spring-break-10-seconds-to-impress-the-audience/#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:38:37 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1928 Continue reading → Related posts:

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/07/07/spring-break-10-seconds-to-impress-the-audience/feed/ 0 Another selection from my personal stash of tits an-- er, collection of beach life tableaux. Continue reading → Related posts: