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Kristina Rose: My New(d) Cleaning Lady (NSFW)

Kristina Rose: My New(d) Cleaning Lady (NSFW)

By Roger on September 2, 2010

It’s about time I hired someone. My apartment smells like old frozen dinners and shame.

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Khloe Kardashian Poses A Fascinating Question

Khloe Kardashian Poses A Fascinating Question

By Roger on August 31, 2010

So many possible answers. Disturbing, terrifying answers.

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Dear Cosmo: Go Trim Your Bush, Hippies! (NSFW)

Dear Cosmo: Go Trim Your Bush, Hippies! (NSFW)

By Roger on August 20, 2010

I firmly believe that Cosmopolitan magazine hates our freedom.

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Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience

Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience

By Roger on July 7, 2010

Another selection from my personal stash of tits an– er, collection of beach life tableaux.

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Gisele Bundchen Has Really Let Herself Go

Gisele Bundchen Has Really Let Herself Go

By Roger on June 21, 2010

I bet if we look close enough, this tragedy is BP’s fault, too.

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Steven Tyler Had A Sex Change?!

Steven Tyler Had A Sex Change?!

By Roger on June 17, 2010

Meth… it’s a helluva drug.

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Hello, Kitty: Hayden Panetierre Lookin’ Fit

Hello, Kitty: Hayden Panetierre Lookin’ Fit

By Roger on June 17, 2010

And now, just to introduce a little diversity into this site: midget porn!

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Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay!

Heather Morris (Brittany) Naked, “Glee” Now 5% Less Gay!

By Roger on May 6, 2010

…which brings the Gay Level down to only 195%.

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Vanessa Hudgens, No Explanation Required

Vanessa Hudgens, No Explanation Required

By Roger on May 3, 2010

No quarter asked, none given. Well, I mean, you can ask, but I don’t carry change.

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Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

By Roger on March 12, 2010

My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)

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