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Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

Ex-Model Sues Company, Unaware Men Masturbate

By Roger on March 12, 2010

My legal advice to NBC-Universal? Sue her back for being so damned hawt! (I’m not a lawyer, but I killed one with the jawbone of an ass once.)

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Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

Audrina Partridge Not Ruling Out Nude Scenes

By Roger on March 7, 2010

And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged audrina partridge, bikinis, celebrity, nsfw, nudity, television | Leave a response

Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention

Bar Refaeli Is Getting Desperate For My Attention

By Roger on February 22, 2010

At this rate, next thing you know, she’ll be prancing around in lingerie or something!

Posted in From Afar | Tagged bar refaeli, bikinis, celebrity, leonardo dicaprio, models | Leave a response

Olivia Munn Gets Raw

Olivia Munn Gets Raw

By Roger on February 3, 2010

Check out all that glistening pink!

Posted in From Afar | Tagged bikinis, celebrity, olivia munn | 2 Responses

Scott Brown's Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

By Roger on January 20, 2010

Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?

Posted in From Afar | Tagged american idol, ayla brown, bikinis, celebrity, politics, ryan seacrest, scott brown, simon cowell, television | Leave a response

Get Your Learn On: Featuring Hungary & Gyöngyi Pápai (NSFW)

Get Your Learn On: Featuring Hungary & Gyöngyi Pápai (NSFW)

By Roger on January 18, 2010

And you thought Schoolhouse Rock made learning fun? Behold my works, ye mighty, and tremble!

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I'm Suddenly Thirsty

I’m Suddenly Thirsty

By Roger on January 11, 2010

Ashley Greene knows how to sell me stuff I don’t need.

Posted in Random Stuff | Tagged advertising, ashley greene, bikinis, naked, nude, sobe, sports illustrated, water | Leave a response

Amazon Eve Is More Woman Than You Can Handle

Amazon Eve Is More Woman Than You Can Handle

By Roger on December 9, 2009

She’s 7′ in heels, and has actually managed to find bikinis that fit. You know you wanna see that.

Posted in From Afar | Tagged amazon eve, bikinis, tiger woods | Leave a response

Bootyography: The Ass: A Retrospective

Bootyography: The Ass: A Retrospective

By Roger on November 9, 2009

A brief pictorial pondering of butts I have known. Sort of. Okay, butts I’ve leered at through a camera lens. Don’t judge me.

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Friday's Links Are... Shaved!

Friday’s Links Are… Shaved!

By Roger on October 23, 2009

Conclusive proof that (a) Battlestar girls are hot, and (b) you should never pass out drunk around your friends.

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Lohan Is No One's Muse

Lohan Is No One’s Muse

By Roger on December 22, 2009

Unless you’re Heidi Montag’s songwriter… yeah, I could believe that.

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Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

By Roger on November 16, 2009

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)

Posted in On The Scene | Tagged boobs, breasts, club, club lavela, contests, florida, hotposts, panama city beach, pcb, spring break, videos | Leave a response

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

Avengers #1, Part 1: Norse Gods & Mila Kunis

By Roger on September 4, 2009

See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.

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Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

By Roger on August 26, 2009

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

Posted in On The Scene | Tagged bikinis, blond, club la vela, contests, florida, hotposts, panama city beach, pcb, spring break | 1 Response

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

Nice Tweets: @kayden_kross

By Roger on August 6, 2009

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

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