What must be wrong with someone, that she can be this fine and still have the kind of hobby that even birthday clowns find creepy?… Continue Reading
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Tag Archives: bikinis
Stimulus Package: Hot Chicks With Cameras Are Destroying The Economy
Throughout the recent election cycle, we heard a lot of debate about unemployment, tax cuts, and masturbating witches. Know what no one bothered to bring up? The shrinking marketplace for perverts with cameras…. Continue Reading
Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW)
If there’s ever a Colombia’s Got Talent, Natalia is a lock to make the show. Crappy singing vs. teddy bear humping? That’s not even a contest, man…. Continue Reading
Amazon Kindles My Interest In Bikinis
Not that said interest needed much kindling. I have a fire in my loins, which can only be quenched by tiny scraps of fabric clinging to lucious lumps of femininity. Well, Valtrex works, too…. Continue Reading
The Karissa Shannon Mystery Deepens (NSFW)
Yeah, this post is full of nudity and delusional conspiracy theories, but it’s EDUCATIONAL nudity and delusional conspiracy theories. You can thank me later…. Continue Reading
American Idol’s Bikini Girl Emerges Briefly From Hibernation
But beware… you don’t wanna be around when molting season comes. Bits of silicone get EVERYWHERE…. Continue Reading
Kristina Rose: My New(d) Cleaning Lady (NSFW)
It’s about time I hired someone. My apartment smells like old frozen dinners and shame…. Continue Reading
Khloe Kardashian Poses A Fascinating Question
So many possible answers. Disturbing, terrifying answers…. Continue Reading
Dear Cosmo: Go Trim Your Bush, Hippies! (NSFW)
I firmly believe that Cosmopolitan magazine hates our freedom…. Continue Reading
Spring Break: 10 Seconds To Impress The Audience (NSFW)
Another selection from my personal stash of tits an– er, collection of beach life tableaux…. Continue Reading