If you don’t remember Big Brother 9 winner Adam Jasinski, he’s the guy who worked as a P.R. flack for an organization devoted to helping the developmentally disabled, or as Adam repeatedly referred to them on the show, “retards”.
Based upon his obvious skill in that endeavor, it should come as little surprise that –when he decided to transition into dealing oxycodone– he was busted for trying to sell a government informant a sock full of pills. Dude even went so far as to admit that he financed the deal using the $500,000 prize that CBS bestowed upon him.
Photo credit: CBS. Genetic shame: Mr. & Mrs. Jasinski.
At this point, I’m confident this toothy, nose-picking fucktard could fail just trying to fall down. On the upside, his upcoming 10-to-20 stretch in the pen should give him plenty of opportunities to find out how it feels to be on the opposite end of this little story he told in the BB9 house:
