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	<title>What Comes Before Part B? &#187; apple</title>
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		<title>Steve Jobs May Be A Pervert (Also, Leggings Are Not Pants)</title>
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	Judging by Steve's wardrobe choices, he's also an international spy. Or a cat burglar. Or French, which brings us right back around to "pervert". <a href="http://beforepartb.com/2011/04/05/steve-jobs-may-be-a-pervert-also-leggings-are-not-pants/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>
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